i find my french accent is better in the mornings when i am only semi-conscious. the accent used to worry me a lot: try as i may, try as i might, my voice refuses to pinch itself into the corset of spoken french: it peeps, bulges and droops from all sorts of places it shouldn’t. it’s unavoidable, though, and we will all, all, just have to live with it. at least i’m not english.
i see france has a new president. if i’m thrilled that i will no longer be confronted with carla bruni’s fertility, i can only imagine the relief of the french themselves. congratulations! why is his surname a country?
i’m writing exams so the french learning has slowed to a standstill. but i did read about the curious little phrase il y a (there is, there are) and i came up with l’entrée de narnia est dans le caveau coca cola. which is probably wrong but how you determine the gender of non-french nouns, like so much else, escapes me entirely.