salut! j’ai une chienne mignonne, mojo. elle est de deux.
mojo.
if you’re reading this and you actually understand french, don’t hesitate to point out any errors. my grammar safety net is google translate. be gentle.
i’m using various bbc products to broaden my linguistic horizons. if they are anything to go by, english people migrate in massive numbers to the shores of france purely to order coffee and ask for directions to local train or bus stations.
it’s rather boring. why order coffee when you can tell waiters, je ne sais pas où je suis. je suis une chemise. or ask a sexy stranger, pardon monsieur. où est votre maison?
what’s french for ‘but i don’t have bail money’?
in which i try to learn french 